Michael squints at him. "Seriously? Are you sure you're seventeen?" he demands, "Because if I were seventeen and suddenly I woke up with a body that was a girl's, I'd be going to town," he admits, smirking at him, though maybe this is a question that he should've asked first.

"...or, not bisexual? No interest?" Michael wonders. "Because, like I said, if that were me, I don't think Alex would wanna touch me like that for a while."