"So, your tits are too big and that gave you the chance to go on a shopping spree," he deadpans. "You should ask Alex if he wants to go out. He's got opinions about fashion," he says with a knowing nod, even if he's proud.

"Don't worry, I don't care. I'm in a committed thing, remember? I'm all about the responsible adult life now," he says, waving his hand as he grabs some tools, getting the lift in place. "Come on, crank this baby up, we're getting new tires and rims on."