Michael snorts as he returns. "That was basically my life in Roswell," he quips, because he had a good thing going in terms of casual sex before Alex came back to Roswell. "I know how to handle a housewife," he says, and yeah, okay, it's gross.

He gets how gross it is, but whatever, those ten years were hard times, sometimes.

"She's happy, isn't she? And you'd know."